I don’t think they exist

    by truegaryp

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    1. Guards at the cemetery by my childhood home would hit you with shotgun birdshot if they caught you walking around after closing.

      We would sneak in the cemetery to dare each other to look at certain “haunted” crypts. After the teens scared the shit out of us little elementary school kids, we would make it out OK, the teens would normally catch a few pellets on the way over the wall after the guards heard all the screaming.

      Not the easiest way to wear in a jean jacket, but made for some good stories.

    2. I love the variety of answers in the comments. First is princes bride, then politics, then skaven, then Star Wars

    3. MonkeyHitman2-0 on

      There’s a video of someone taking care of invasive coyotes with a 50 cal. It looks pretty ‘humane’ because those guys are instantly gone. :0

    4. Select_Cantaloupe_62 on

      I’m upset because I know it isn’t real and I’m really pissed off that it isn’t real. 

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